Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,400 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (110/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 20/21 (400/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Take a peek at the credits
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Medals Earned: 4/24 (70/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Defeat a helicopter
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/80 points)
Create your first profile
Die in hardcore mode
Wear any hat
Place 250 raft blocks
Have 20 torches or more placed during day time
Catch 50 fishes
Create over 20 worlds
Kill Goliath the Bullfrog
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 12/20 (145/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.